A random excerpt from Swancon 23 Progress Report 4

For all those who enjoyed the Danny and Robin show, and for those who missed out on all the fun the first time around, it’s on again! Yes, they’re back. This time however, there will be a forty five minute ban on sex, as, once you’re at sex, there’s no turning back. The salubrious Mr Grant Watson would also like to add that there is a forty seven minute ban on any mention of his mother’s bed. Ahh, the perks of being a co-convener.

This editor’s memory is far too fuzzy to be able to say whether or not Grant’s Mum (better known as Davina Watson) made her grand entrace at the 47 minute mark, or not.

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